Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Stolen blog posting

I am yet again bowing to the blogging prowess of that guru of all things blog - newplanet!

I had such a good laugh at his urban dictionary post that I thought I would give it a go. I had 7 pages of entries for my name so I am not going to post them all here.

All I did was post my name in an urban dictionary search and here are a few of the entries it came up with. (some of the 'contributors' are obviously obsessed by the size of their manhood lol)

here we go ....


1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"



2. James

A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
"That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!"



3. James

In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"

"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"

"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."



4. James

The best guy in the world. He is the most amazing, perfect, handsome, charming, lovable, and cuddliest man on the planet. He is very sweet and will brighten up your day just by smiling. he has very bright and beautiful hazel eyes and kinda darkish brown hair. Hes very funny and he likes to laugh a lot.
oh... my gosh... did u just see that really cute guy?

"Yup, he looks like a James."



5. James

An absolutely perfect organism that is an inspiration to all other life on earth. He combines good looks and clear thinking, in the end resulting in an amazing Philosopher-like Demigod of unbeknownst power. No Women can resist a James, except those whose names begin with a N. Those women exist to attempt to destroy such James' in a ritual known as dating.
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Teacher: James?
James: Yes?
Teacher: Oh I just wanted to beg forgiveness for profaning your perfect name with my unworthy tongue.
James: You are forgiven, oh imperfect one."



The above postings were obviously chosen at random hahahahaha

22 comments:

MarmiteToasty said...

Ya mean to say ya aint hung like a camel with short legs? ya dont get gravel rash under ya kilt?.... ;)

Im off to try out that site lol cos Im well hung, well, if ones boobs being tucked in me socks is well hung LMFAO

Hugs to McTavish, know he is in my thoughts..... (should I hold off with buying him slippers?) :) ok that was not nice lol

x

MarmiteToasty said...

You so do not wanna know what 'marmite on toast' brings up lmfao hahahahaha

I prefer 'melody' listings.... well most of them, ok, maybe not the skanky slut one hahahahahaha

x

MarmiteToasty said...

HAPPY EASTER JAMES to you and McTavish...... pray tell me, do your Scottish easter eggs come in tartan wrappings? lol

May your sporans always be furry....... thats an old english saying :).... oh I lied, it aint lol....

x

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