The best of British ;o)

12 of the finest double-entendres that have been aired on British TV & Radio

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava fromBulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when DarylGibson comes inside of him'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovelyhorse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn'tthat nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of theOxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) isplaying so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out hisballs and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time TeamLive' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to havesnowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where'sthat eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have toleave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing sohard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much bettertoday after a 69 yesterday'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look Northsaid: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold nightlike this.'

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on SkySports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance hegets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a maleastronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only comein his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie FannySunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes touse Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'