Monday 18 February 2008

Defence of the Dark Arts



NO ... not Harry Potter .... the bloody spying little trojan feckers!

I am running an anti-virus and spyware firewall but the little bugger seems to have gotten through the defences! Here's a trojan ...



OOPS .. that's the condom collection ... I meant this ....



I have used 3 different spyware detection and removal programmes, just to make sure, and I have more protection running on this computer than I know what to do with. Hmmmm wonder if that's the reason I can type one letter every 10 seconds now? LOL

The confusing thing is that, depending on the spyware programme that you run - you get different results! How bloody confusing is that?

Anyway .... all cleaned and protected - that's the reason for sharing the trojan condoms! hahaha

And .... Marmy ...... here's a wee something for you ...



It's amazing what sh*te people put on the net these days (THIS IS NOT ME)

6 comments:

Pam said...

don't lie...we all know that's you lmao

well, at least you believe in protection so you don't have million baby trojans spread around lol

MarmiteToasty said...

*Anyway .... all cleaned and protected *

is this your way of saying you have been to the STD clinic in Aberdeen for a scraping of ya genital rash?? is it? aye? aye? lol

And that SO is you, ya ginger scottish git LMFAO.......... hugs to McTavish....

And Trojan condoms are sooooooo last year lol you need to be getting them double ribbed ones with the optional feather attachment lol

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His Girl Friday said...

wow, first vd now condoms...isn't that closing the barn door after....or somethin like that

sure it's not you??!!! Oh, so your saying you have better legs for that kilt then, eh?! ;D

hey, Marmie, you forgot to mention your favorite flavour! ;D

MarmiteToasty said...

chocolate LMFAO........ and double chocolate as a special treat LOL

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MarmiteToasty said...

But if they bring in cheesecake flavour then I would go for that, or actually it would be better to just get a slice of cheesecake and smear where appropriate LMFAO....

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