stolen from someone ... laughed like feck .. so thought I'd share
Imagine if major brands produced condoms and kept their slogan....
Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Good year Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halfords Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim
Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' It
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crap...3 posts in one day? i think you've picked up my habit...don't post for a few days then wham! (no not the 80's group) several posts lol
some of these things i've never heard of..and polo's are like our lifesavers
you aint ever heard of condoms .... omg ..... Okay, here's a wee lesson ....
condoms, yes (me thinks someone is trying to be a smartarse here)...but if i had to learn about condoms, do you think i'd wanna start off w a 'wee' one? lmao
ooohhhh ... touche
wee ones .... weren't you the one making comments about my big, ripe and juicy plums :o) hahahaha
I am back :o) pmsl
hmmm it's always the one w big plums that have wee ones...those w big ones usually have prunes lmfreakinao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
thats all....
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